Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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