It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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