your thong is hanging out like whoa
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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