The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she looked like the before picture.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
