sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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