Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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