I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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