Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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