Buhtt sex?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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