I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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