I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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