I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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