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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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