Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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