Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Dick very happy bro
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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