it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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go home
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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