Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can I color on your dick again?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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