could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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