doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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