I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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