i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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