best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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