AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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