It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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