She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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