I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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