2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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