no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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