my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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