I think I died a long time ago.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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