i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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