It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize