then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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