He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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