Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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