if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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