I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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