did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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