i would punch a child for taco bell
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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