What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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