Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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