I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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