so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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