Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I believe in your delicious
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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