Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
