As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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