I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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