Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
she pinky promised me she was 18
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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