This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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