Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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