doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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