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say what?
wanna hang out?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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