But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
