I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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