Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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