Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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