I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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