So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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