I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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