Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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